Madne$$ (2012)

1. Let Loose
Music and Lyrics by John Paul Sharp
Vocals by Jeffrey Alan Bennet, Lector Morales, and John Paul Sharp

Lector:
I’m just tired of these damn bills comin’ up all the time …
So I’m gonna’ let loose!
I’m gonna’ have me a great time.

JP:
Oh! Come on, Oh! Come on, Oh! Come on.
I called her up, I said, “Good news”
And she replied to me, “Get a job!”

Jeffrey:
Venting, Destruction, Trying to get some action
Venting, Distraction, Reaching Satisfaction
Venting, Destruction, Trying to get some action
Venting, Distraction, Reaching Satisfaction

JP:
‘Ere is my job, is my job
‘Ere is my job, is my job, is my job
It ain’t worth it, it ain’t working,
it ain’t working out, not right now
so I will sing this song and just let loose

Lector:
So I’m gonna’ let loose!
I’m gonna’ have me a great time.

JP:
Oh! Come on, Oh!

Jeffrey:
Venting, Destruction, Trying to get some action
Venting, Distraction, Reaching Satisfaction
Venting, Destruction, Trying to get some action
Venting, Distraction, Reaching Satisfaction

JP:
‘Ere is my job, is my job
‘Ere is my job, is my job, is my job
It ain’t working, it ain’t working out, not right now
so I’ll just pop out the scotch and let loose

Lector:
So I’m gonna’ let loose!
I’m gonna’ have me a great time.

JP:
Oh! Come on, Oh! Come on, Oh! Come on.

2. Wet Food
Music by John Paul Sharp
Vocals by Jeffrey Alan Bennett, John Paul Sharp, and Sylvester the Cat

3. Been Thru
Music and Lyrics by John Paul Sharp
Vocals by Jeffrey Alan Bennett

been through? me been through so much
been through? me been through so much
beens through so much, been through so much
i been through, i been through, beens through so much

after all that I been through,
after all that I been through
after all that I been through,
after all that I been through
after all that I been through,
after all that I been through
after all that I been through,
after all that I been through

been through? me been through so much
been through? me been through so much
beens through so much, been through so much
i been through, i been through, beens through so much

after all that I been through,
after all that I been through
after all that I been through,
after all that I been through
after all that I been through,
after all that I been through
after all that I been through,
after all that I been through

4. Lucky Hoarder
Music and Lyrics by John Paul Sharp
Vocals by Jeffrey Alan Bennett

lucky coins and token,
good luck postcards,
lucky horseshoes
jewelry, jewerly,
i don’t know how to get sick,
i don’t know how to get sick
coins and tokens,
lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky,
coins and tokens
coins and tokens,
lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky,
toin-ta-toin-ta-toin
coins and tokens, postcards,
horseshoes, jewelry … hoodoo!
hoodoo hoodoo hoodoo hoodoo
you’re trying to take it away!
what’d i ever do to you?
i been nice about this all day!

how can put a price on wishes from my genie lamps?
how can you put a price on wishes from my genie lamps?
i got that horseshoe at the Kansas State Fair –
I met a pretty girl there
she meant everything to me! everything to me!
ev’ry – ev’ry – thing to me – thing to me

oh, my lucky rabbit’s feet! oh, my lucky rabbit’s feet!
oh, my lucky rabbit’s feet! oh, my lucky rabbit’s feet!
rabbit’s feet! rabbit’s rabbit’s
feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet

don’t touch that! don’t touch that! don’t touch that!
don’t touch that! don’t touch that! don’t touch that!
no, not that one, anything but that one,
i need to take a shower/ i’m tired …

everyone! get out! get out, get out, get out!
everyone! get out! I need my lucky charms!
everyone! get out! get out, get out, get out!
everyone! get out! I need my lucky charms!
everyone! get out! get out, get out, get out!
everyone! get out! I need my lucky charms!
everyone get out of here, leave me alone!

do you know how priceless that is? i can’t handle this.
handle this, ugh, i can’t handle this, ugh
handle this, ugh, i can’t handle this, ugh

i’m tired of all you people being in my space
they’ll never let me down like you do
never let me down like they did
i don’t have to take this shit
that’s the rabbit’s foot i got when … i was …

5. Herd’n Gurd’n Gerden
Music and Lyrics by John Paul Sharp
Backup Vocals by Jeffrey Alan Bennett

JP:
my favorite day at the dollar store
let the devil run, let the angels fly
the lumberjacks, I found them in my pocket
i let them out, they was choppin’ some wood,
they were singing they songs
and they asked if they could sing for me

Jeffrey:
herd’n gurd’n, gerden, herd’n gurd’n, gerden
herd’n gurd’n, herd’n gurd’n
herd’n gurd’n, gerden, herd’n gurd’n, gerden
herd’n gurd’n, herd’n gurd’n

JP:
on my way to work i was on the bus
and the lumberjacks were on my lap
“Talk to me!” they said
“I don’t wanna’ go to work today,
I don’t think I got it it within me”
They said, “Okay. Just work and we’ll sing!”

Jeffrey:
herd’n gurd’n, gerden, herd’n gurd’n, gerden
herd’n gurd’n, herd’n gurd’n
herd’n gurd’n, gerden, herd’n gurd’n, gerden
herd’n gurd’n, herd’n gurd’

JP:
i took lunch out on the beach with a picnic basket
full of treats for my lumberjacks – they was hungry
when ev’rybody was full,
I sat them down and asked them,
“Could we stay this way forever, please?”
“Nothing lasts forever, not even lumberjacks.
Take our advice and go to work, you lazy ass!”

I was ready to go – I was ready to put them in my pocket
they said, “No. We must be on our way.”
I just wanted to hide, but they said, “It’s alright.
We can stay to sing!”

(please don’t leave me all alone a’here one more time just me n’ the guys singin’ a song, just my guys and I)

Jeffrey:
herd’n gurd’n, gerden, herd’n gurd’n, gerden
herd’n gurd’n, herd’n gurd’n
herd’n gurd’n, gerden, herd’n gurd’n, gerden
herd’n gurd’n, herd’n gurd’n

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