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My Big Phat Gay Musical

Closing - 5/9/9 - God, What a Bitch!

Featuring:
John Paul Sharp
Stephanie Zissimos
LeighAnn Gould
Kelly Kerr
Jeffrey Alan Bennett
Kirk Dugan
Sabrina Zirakzadeh

We were able to record our closing night performance of My Big Phat Gay Musical at the Vintage Theatre in Denver, Colorado. Levi Wilbert was our sound guy. We sold out two out of three nights and raised $1111.00 for MaxFund No-Kill Animal Shelter.

LYRICS:

vocalists:
John Paul Sharp
LeighAnn Gould
Stephanie Zissimos
Jeffrey Alan Bennett

oh, i'm at the restaurant
this is dirty - bunch of dumb-ass pussies!

i get to see this person every single day
she treats me like a piece of shit and that's okay
i just remember that i used to be that way
but it still bugs me and i want to set her straight

but i hesitate to say
what i really want to say
but on a day like today
i might just do it anyway

god, what a bitch! what's her fucking problem?
she makes me sick, always gets her way
she does what she wants to, regardless of our feelings
she acts like her shit smells so much better

but you know what - it smells just like mine does - or worse, ok?

judge not lest ye be judged is what i try to do
and i've tried to give this bitch a second chance or two
but ev'ry time i think she's gonna' be less rude
she fills me to the brim with all her attitude

but i hesitate to say
what i really want to say
but on a day like today
i might just do it anyway

god, what a bitch! what's her fucking problem?
she makes me sick, always gets her way
she does what she wants to, regardless of our feelings
she acts like her shit smells so much better

someday soon, she will learn
she can do what she wants to do
but if she keeps it up surely someone will spit in her food!

god, what a bitch! what's her fucking problem?
she makes me sick, always gets her way
she does what she wants to, regardless of our feelings
she acts like her shit smells so much better better

god, what a bitch! what's her fucking problem?
she makes me sick, always gets her way
she does what she wants to, regardless of our feelings
she acts like her shit smells so much better

but she's just a bitch!