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My Big Phat Gay Musical

Closing - 5/9/9 - I'm the Lunch Special!

Featuring:
John Paul Sharp
Stephanie Zissimos
LeighAnn Gould
Kelly Kerr
Jeffrey Alan Bennett
John Adam Crockett
Kirk Dugan
Sabrina Zirakzadeh

We were able to record our closing night performance of My Big Phat Gay Musical at the Vintage Theatre in Denver, Colorado. Levi Wilbert was our sound guy. We sold out two out of three nights and raised $1111.00 for MaxFund No-Kill Animal Shelter.

LYRICS:

vocalists:
John Paul Sharp
LeighAnn Gould
Stephanie Zissimos

we're not known for those eggs, no
we're not known for that steak - no way
listen, people come here 'cause it's cheap
and they get to see me, best believe

you're a pain in my ass like a bad case of gas, you last (excuse me)
that's okay, 'case i'm not mad
you're the one who's so sad - that's too bad
you should just sit back and relax, please for a minute

the menu may bore you to hell, but you can get over yourself
'cause i'm the lunch special
i'm here to serve you your food, so you don't have to be rude
'cause i'm the lunch special

you should swallow your pride and chew on this for awhile
you never know, oh, maybe you might just smile

hey guys, watch this!

(instrumental dance break)

the menu may bore you to hell, but you can get over yourself
'cause i'm the lunch special
i'm here to serve you your food, so you don't have to be rude, ok?
'cause i'm the lunch special, oh, yeah
ok?