We were able to record our closing night performance of My Big Phat Gay Musical at the Vintage Theatre in Denver, Colorado. Levi Wilbert was our sound guy. We sold out two out of three nights and raised $1111.00 for MaxFund No-Kill Animal Shelter.
most guys have balls
some are big and some are small
guys either have
one or two or none at all
i have never heard of three
but i wouldn't put it past me
some balls ain't right
some are loose and some are tight
and don't you know
one sits high and one hangs low
some are hairy to-and-fro
some are shaved and good to go, oh
(instrumental dance break)
imagine if
twenty guys are in a room
the total is
no more than fourty balls of bliss
some will make you wanna' kiss
some will make you really sick
but either way
balls are surely here to stay
so get relaxed
or they'll shrivel up and pass
and they'll stay that way for good
until you gently coo them
c'mon ev'ry body!
most guys have balls (most guys have balls)
some are big and some are small (some are big and some are small)
guys either have (guys either have)
one or two or none at all (one or two or none at all)
i have never heard of three (we have never heard of three)
but i wouldn't put it past me (ahhh)
